- Age: 49
- Height: 6′-0″
- Weight: 172
- Blue eyes
- Brownish hair
- Likes: Puppies, Pizza, Long walks, Fresh breath, Falling leaves, Cuddling, Chipotle.
- Dislikes: Cauliflower, Artichokes, Celery, IPA’s, Dishonest people
- Activities: Cycling, Hiking, Knitting, Disc Golf, Sewing, Reading, Trail Running, Scrapbooking, Fishing.
Me:
Tall, thin, and battling my middle age waist line. I’m terrible at meeting people the traditional way. Equally parts “Always on the go” and couch potato. I don’t die my beard because it gives me character. Soon to be living in my van. Not looking to die alone.
You:
Fit, motivated, a go getter, willing to get dirty, up for adventure, can you keep up? Between a 5-7 Crazy and 8 or higher Hot, on the Crazy Hot Scale, (Wife Zone).
*Just in case I have to spell it out, this is a joke. Only half the information is correct. I still don’t want to die alone.
