Tall, thin, and battling my middle age waist line. I’m terrible at meeting people the traditional way. Equally parts “Always on the go” and couch potato. I don’t die my beard because it gives me character. Boobs before ass. Soon to be living in my van. Not looking to die alone…
Fit, motivated, a go getter, willing to get dirty (outside or in, just being honest), up for adventure, can you keep up?, Between a 5-7 Crazy and 8 or higher Hot, on the Crazy Hot Scale, (Wife Zone).
Just in case I have to spell it out, this is a joke. Only half the information is correct. I still don’t want to die alone.