- Age: 49
- Height: 6′-0″
- Weight: 172
- Blue eyes
- Brownish hair
- Likes: Puppies, Pizza, Long walks, Fresh breath, Falling leaves, Cuddling, Chipotle.
- Dislikes: Cauliflower, Artichokes, Celery, IPA’s, Dishonest people
- Activities: Cycling, Hiking, Knitting, Disc Golf, Sewing, Reading, Trail Running, Scrapbooking, Fishing.
Tall, thin, and battling my middle age waist line. I’m terrible at meeting people the traditional way. Equally parts “Always on the go” and couch potato. I don’t die my beard because it gives me character. Soon to be living in my van. Not looking to die alone.
Fit, motivated, a go getter, willing to get dirty, up for adventure, can you keep up? Between a 5-7 Crazy and 8 or higher Hot, on the Crazy Hot Scale, (Wife Zone).
*Just in case I have to spell it out, this is a joke. Only half the information is correct. I still don’t want to die alone.